List of daily things to watch out for

1. Check for scorpions in your shoes before you put them on.

2. Check the shower for tarantulas, spiders or snakes that may be hanging out.

3. Check for worms when you strain your fresh orange juice.

4. Watch out for potholes on the road, since there are more holes than road.

5. Listen for someone yelling-"Ooopey!" at your front gate, because they may be selling something delicious like fruit, milk, bread.

6. Check for ants crawling into the sugar.

7. Watch out for flies landing on your plate.

8. Hang your clothes on the line to dry, but watch for the sudden rainstorm or you'll have to restart the drying process.

9. Check your bed for spiders, tarantulas, or scorpions that may have crawled in before you.

10. Try to sleep while you hear the cow banging on the back door.

11. Don't forget to set the alarm on your house if you leave.

12. Don't forget to put The Club on your steering wheel if you park your car anywhere.

13. If walking, remember pedestrians are run over every day for not being cautious of crazy driving.

14. Close your screens at night or the flying dung beetles will dive bomb you while your reading a book.

15. When milking the cow, give her a karate chop to the shin if she tries to put her foot in the milk bucket.

16. When you name your dog "snickers" don't be surprised if she always sneaks off.

17. When walking near the cow, she can drop a fast one and spray you from ten feet away. ick! gross!

18. Three cars and one guy on a bike can make it on a street built for 2 cars-but without painted lines!

19. Memorize where the yield signs used to be, because some fall over and you need to know who crosses first on single lane bridges.

20. Don't let the fact that everything seems so strange get you down from how great it is!